sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

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now accepting anon hate

deluxetoaster:

but only in the form of haikus

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jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

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amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz

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Tanzine Aura Quartz
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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point

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my anaconda dont want none unless you buy me books hun

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Anonymous: dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

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